“Say Aloe to My Little Friend” – Walter White Breaking Bad Planter

Meet the one who grows.

This Walter White-inspired planter is the ultimate tribute to everyone’s favorite chemistry teacher turned desert outlaw. With his iconic glasses, goatee, and dead-serious stare, this “Heisenpot” is ready to bring a whole lot of attitude—and greenery—to your space. Whether you're decorating your RV, classroom, or evil lair, this pot makes a bold statement: I am the one who plants.

Handcrafted for nerdy gardeners, Breaking Bad fans, and plant-lovers who enjoy a little drama with their succulents.

🌵 Features:

• Made from durable, plant-safe PLA
• Optional drainage hole for cleaner “cooks”
• Fits succulents, cacti, or... blue crystals (not recommended)
• Measures approx. 7" tall
• Plant not included (but you know a guy)

💀 Perfect for:

• Breaking Bad fans
• Unique teacher gifts
• Indoor desert vibes
• Plant dealers with a sense of humor
• Nerdy decor for the RV or science lab

Q: What is your return policy?

Return & Exchange Policy – 3D Prints & Hand-Painted Items

1. Custom & Made-to-Order Items

• All 3D-printed and hand-painted items are made to order and may have slight variations in color, texture, or finish due to the handmade process.

• Because of the custom nature of these products, returns or exchanges are not accepted unless the item arrives damaged or defective.

2. Damaged or Defective Items

• If your order arrives damaged, please contact us within 3 days of delivery with photos of the item and packaging.

• We will work with you to replace the item or provide a store credit.

• Damaged/defective items must be returned in original packaging before a replacement is sent.

3. Order Cancellations

• Orders may be canceled within 24 hours of purchase. After production has begun, cancellations cannot be accepted.

4. Color & Design Variations

• Colors may vary slightly from listing photos due to monitor settings, filament batches, or paint mixing.

• These variations are part of the unique, handmade nature of your item and are not considered defects.

5. Shipping Issues

• We are not responsible for delays or damages caused by the shipping carrier, but we will do our best to assist with claims.